Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Still Sexiest Man Alive?

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I'm sorry, but did Brad Pitt hit the wall or what? What the hell happened to his face? Fatherhood must be rough. While Angelina is smoldering at his side, Brad's face is slowly melting. He's just not ~hot~ anymore. A few more years, and his kids are going to call him Grandpa.

Monday, January 15, 2007

Golden Girl

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I'm watching the Golden Globes right now, and my oh my, there are some stunners out there tonight. My favorite of the night was Maria Menounos. I know, she's not an actress or nominee, but she really looks amazing. Wearing a jewel green tunic dress that's wrapped snugly in all the right places, she takes simplicity to the next level. For a girl who used to be "fat," she's come a long way and she's my inspiration. She's also my homegirl (hails from my hometown), so have to give her props! If I can find better pics, I'll show them!

Tuesday, January 9, 2007

Random Item of the Week

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After seeing someone receive a Chia Plush Cuddlies Cub at a Secret Santa party, I HAD to have it, so my honey and I drove to the local CVS and found one for myself. It's now perched next to my PC and phone in the office, and is such a great Chia alternative, considering I get NO natural light in my gray cube. It even plays the "ch-ch-chia" jingle when you press on its paw.

Cub or Puppy (I got the Cub....so much cuter!!!)


Dark Twins

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Doesn't Courtney Cox look like she's channeling Demi Moore with her new look? I'm loving the long glossy dark hair!

Monday, January 8, 2007

Hyun Young's "Yunna's Dream"

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The music video that was most watched on the internet in 2006 was actress Hyun Young’s "Yunna's Dream" (aka "A Sister’s Dream") according to internet music site Mnet.com.

The company on Friday announced the most viewed music video, most downloaded song, and longest chart-topping song based on its service data from Dec. 1, 2005 until Nov. 31, 2006.

Hyun Young’s music video topped the list with 84,513 viewings, followed by SG Wannabe’s “Partner for Life” with 65,219 and Paek Ji-young’s “I Won’t Fall in Love Again” with 58,392.

“The result was unexpected,” Kim Seong-il, a manager at Mnet, said. “But I recall that the music video became popular on the grapevine among netizens who said that it was funny and interesting.

I don't know if they meant that this video was viewed the most globally or just in Korean, but it's a cute video. Influences range from Britney Spears during her Catholic school girl phase to the Pussycat Dolls when they're vamping it up. The song is a remake of the Romanian hit "Numa Numa" by O-Zone.

If anyone can translate what's going on in the video, please leave a comment! Thanks! :)


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Everyone Thinks They're Barbie

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When I was little, I played with dolls. Nowadays, if you're famous, you can BE one. The cast of Desperate Housewives were just remade into miniature version of themselves. Madame Alexander is coming out with a line depicting the ladies of Wisteria Lane this winter, but really, I don't know anyone, no, not even fans of the show, who would want one of these hanging around in their home. The Bree doll looks pretty dead-on, but the others look like they've been cloned from one head and stuck with different wigs.

I guess if I owned these, I'd have a little fun with them. Maybe re-enact your fave scenes? Why not create your own stop-motion animation? No, I'm not going to make them having sex with one another (you pervs), but maybe something cooler, like being attacked by Transformers, then eaten by Godzilla. That's way more fun.


Alternatively, I guess I'd rather have a Bree doll than a Hilary Duff Barbie doll. Look at the teeth; they're as real as Duff's veneers! Look at that God-awful polka-dotted dress. Who wants to play with that? Who thought that was Fashionable?!? Barf. Buy at your risk at Toys'R'Us for $16.99.




The Gwen Stefani dolls are pretty darn cute. It's no wonder Gwen's star keeps rising. I'm liking the Alice-in-Wonderland look-alike, out of the 8 available designs. Being a fan of Alice, that is def. a cute reinterpretation. Available at Target for $19.99.




Scarlett ♥ Rbk





Having been the face for L'Oreal, Louis Vuitton, and Calvin Klein, Scarlett Johansson is bringing out her inner designer. Not only is she collaborating with Reebok to design a line of retro aerobic-inspired workout gear, called "Scarlett ♥ Rbk," but she will appear in their global print, TV, and Internet ads to promote the line.

“Scarlett embodies the pulse points of our brand—individuality, authenticity and a life lived to the fullest in perpetual motion,” Paul Harrington, president and CEO of Canton, Mass.-based Reebok, said in a statement about the 21-year-old actress. “These characteristics make her the perfect fit for our new women’s footwear and apparel collection and also for our exciting new women’s campaign.”



Click below to get a sneak peek at the new line. I'm not crazy about the heart cut-outs and the 80's style is not jiving with me. I mean, this is the woman who epitomizes the modern sex kitten and old-Hollywood glamour, but rather than coming out with something hot or sexy, it's old (come on, the 80's?!?) and juvenile. Nowhere close to what Stella McCartney has done for Adidas. The sneakers are cute, though I'm still disappointed that this line just isn't more....exciting. There's just nothing new or fun about this. I think Reebok missed the mark here, but it doesn't matter, people will flock to buy this line 'cause it was designed by Miss J. Marketing, ya know? The collection is due in high-end retailers in March 07.




Friday, January 5, 2007

Britney Asking for Fan Support

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Britney wrote this sweet note to her fans today. I really hope that she comes through on her promise to be "bigger and better." Let's hope she doesn't disappoint. The flashing doesn't bother me so much as the smoking, drinking, and excessive partying when she should be home bonding w/ her children. And the music! I hope it's good and not crappy as ppl are predicting. She should look for Justin to help her out. :p

Dear Fans,

It has been a while since I've addressed you personally here on my official website. The last couple of years have been quite a ride for me, the media has criticized my every move and printed a skewed perception of who I really am as a human being.�Behind every decision I have made in my public life there always seems to be an apparent contradiction. I have come to terms with that which is why I usually don't pay much attention to it.


The last couple of years have been very enlightening for me and now that I've had the time to be "me", I've been able to sit down and think about where I want to go with myself as an entertainer with absolutely no strings attached. I am now more mature and feel like I am finally "free". I've been working so hard on this new album and I can't wait for you all to hear it and to go on tour again! I would like to exclusively tell you that I am working hard to release the new album sometime later this year, but the date is of course not certain yet. I look forward to coming back this year bigger and better than ever, and to also reaching out to my fans on a more personal level. I noticed today that one of my biggest fansites is shutting down soon and I want you all to know that I do understand all the reasons that went behind making that decision, and I am sad to see it closing. If I were you I'd be unhappy too if I had to read what I've been reading every day. But trust me, I get it. I know I've been far from perfect and the media has had a lot of fun exaggerating my every move, but I want you all to know that I love my fans so much, and I appreciate everything you have done for me, so Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!


Love,
Britney

Thursday, January 4, 2007

ScarJo and JT, Sitting in a Tree...

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According to IMDB, Nick Cassavetes (the director of Alpha Dog) wrote about getting first views of Justin Timberlake's newest video.

I had the pleasure of visiting the set of the music video, "What Goes Around Comes Back Around." It stars Scarlett Johannson, Shawn Hatosy, and of course, Mr. T. There is even an appearance by the lovely Miss Wahlquist, and it is directed by the incomparable Sam Bayer. The stuff looked great. Should be fun to see.


Justin and his best friend, Trace, had another friend named Sean Avery. Avery was kicked out of Rachel Hunter's house where he was living, and Trace, out of the kindness of his heart, offered him to stay at his house until he found a new place. Avery started living at his place, and not only slept with his girl (Elisha), but left with her. Trace found out about it in a picture in the tabloids.


The lyrics, "don't want to think about it, don't want to talk about it" are direct quotes from Trace when Justin tried to console him.


The video is being shot in downtown LA. Sam is an incredible shooter. There are two more days of filming (todaty and tomorrow). I don't know when it will air, but when I find out, I will post more.


I can't wait to see this video! Of course, nothing in this "leak" even mentions that Scarlett is playing JT's love interest, but whatev, why would he NOT cast her as his love interest? I'm sure Cameron must be steaming with this news, since there are rumors she and JT are kaput. I'm not a fan of JT in that I think he's hot (he's really too effeminate for my tastes), but he's musically a genius, so I'll give him that.

BTW, the "lovely Miss Wahlquist" is actually Nick's wife, an actress named Heather Wahlquist. Which is maybe why he was on the set of the video.

Britney's New Year's Resolution was...

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...to “stop biting my fingernails. Just to take care of me more, I think.”

These words were spoken an hour before she reportedly passed out in Pure, the Vegas hotspot that paid her to ring in the new year.

Maybe it should be to stop flashing your nether regions, abandoning your children, and quit smoking and drinking?!? OMG, I used to love you Brit, but your so-called comeback looks more like a train derailment. Can
someone PLEASE intervene and smack some sense into the poor woman? I've never seen anyone cry out more in desperation than she has. All those million$, but what does it mean when the whole world is laughing at you?

And who the hell did her hair? It looks so friggin' fake. Like she's wearing a weave. Time's a wasting on that comeback!!!

A Real Hero

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With Heroes on hiatus, the new year starts with a real hero. This was such an inspiring story I really wanted to share it here. It makes me emotional just thinking about his bravery! Reports the New York Times:

It was every subway rider’s nightmare, times two.

Who has ridden along New York’s 656 miles of subway lines and not wondered: “What if I fell to the tracks as a train came in? What would I do?”

And who has not thought: “What if someone else fell? Would I jump to the rescue?”

Wesley Autrey, a 50-year-old construction worker and Navy veteran, faced both those questions in a flashing instant yesterday, and got his answers almost as quickly.

Mr. Autrey was waiting for the downtown local at 137th Street and Broadway in Manhattan around 12:45 p.m. He was taking his two daughters, Syshe, 4, and Shuqui, 6, home before work.

Nearby, a man collapsed, his body convulsing. Mr. Autrey and two women rushed to help, he said. The man, Cameron Hollopeter, 20, managed to get up, but then stumbled to the platform edge and fell to the tracks, between the two rails.

The headlights of the No. 1 train appeared. “I had to make a split decision,” Mr. Autrey said.

So he made one, and leapt.

Mr. Autrey lay on Mr. Hollopeter, his heart pounding, pressing him down in a space roughly a foot deep. The train’s brakes screeched, but it could not stop in time.

Five cars rolled overhead before the train stopped, the cars passing inches from his head, smudging his blue knit cap with grease. Mr. Autrey heard onlookers’ screams. “We’re O.K. down here,” he yelled, “but I’ve got two daughters up there. Let them know their father’s O.K.” He heard cries of wonder, and applause.

Power was cut, and workers got them out. Mr. Hollopeter, a student at the New York Film Academy, was taken to St. Luke's-Roosevelt Hospital Center. He had only bumps and bruises, said his grandfather, Jeff Friedman. The police said it appeared that Mr. Hollopeter had suffered a seizure.

Mr. Autrey refused medical help, because, he said, nothing was wrong. He did visit Mr. Hollopeter in the hospital before heading to his night shift. “I don’t feel like I did something spectacular; I just saw someone who needed help,” Mr. Autrey said. “I did what I felt was right.”

Bravo, bravo!!! He deserves every accolade that is bestowed to him!!!

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Angry Cat

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This poor thing must have been abused, but there's something insanely funny and scary at the same time when you see this cat's black eyes and sharp teeth seething at you.

Monday, January 1, 2007

Happy New Year!!!

.Happy 2007!!!!

Friday, December 29, 2006

Andy Hui's "In the Name of..." Brief Review

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I had promised that I would write a review of Andy Hui's (許志安) newest CD, In the Name of... (2nd version), so here it is. I LOVE THIS ALBUM!!! Well, let me re-phrase. I LOVE HALF THIS ALBUM!!! There are a total of 12 tracks, 2 of which are remixes. There is also a DVD containing 5 music videos. This CD is more on the mellow side, so it's nice for a drive out in the country when you're pensive, or when you're hiding in on a rainy day.

To start, the songs that I LOVE, which are
listed in RED below. Myolie Wu (胡杏兒) makes an appearance on this album, dueting with Andy in the theme song "Beautiful Unattractiveness" (Track #1) for their TV series "To Grow with Love" (肥田囍事). Myolie has a wonderfully bright and sparkling voice that I think actually outshines Andy's. I love how this song is about loving someone even if they are not the most beautiful. We all need love, so it's a very sweet message, if not idealistic at times. Track #12 is the remix for Track #2, and I think the string quartet version is really beautiful here (better than the original arranged with piano). The haunting notes remind me a lot of The Beatles' Eleanor Rigby. "Mr. Piggy" (Track #4) is the sub-theme for "To Grow with Love." I can listen to this song forever, it's just such a pretty song. Myolie sings the female version, titled "Ms. Piggy," but I'm still waiting for them to release the entire song on CD! The rest that I like, they are just soothing when it comes to the music, very catchy and easy to sing along (perfect for karaoke!).

The songs that I didn't like weren't because they were awful, but because they were bland. Track #5 wasn't bad, but Andy was practically singing off-key here. Didn't anyone think to use a pitch processor to fix, oh, the entire set of vocals?!? Maybe this track is the draft version and they accidentally left it in. Track #8 sounded like an old song they dug out from the early '90s. Filled with synthesized music and a faster tempo, I think Andy rises to the occasion more when he's singing with his heart, and not with a dance routine in mind. You should just skip this song entirely.

As much as I love his songs, I sometimes wonder if Andy really is trying too hard with his vocals. I wish he'd work on his lungs and high notes. He actually has a really nice, sexy, deep speaking voice, so instead of ~barely~ hitting the high notes, it would be nice if he worked on the timbre of his voice, and try to sing with his diaphragm.

It turns out that the songs I picked were actually written by well-known songwriters in HK, so half the battle in a beautiful song is not only the voice, but really, the melodies and arrangement.


All songs in this album are connected to the notion of "name" in one way or another. Composed by talented Hong Kong musician Pong Nan, the song "Mr. Piggy" (Track #4) will strike a chord of resonance in people in love. Another popular song "Great Love" (Track #2), written by the rising singer-songwriter Khalil Fong and with words penned by the famous lyricist Lin Xi, conveys an obsession with love which is the greatest love of all.

I would say that this album is only worth it if you love at least half the songs enough. I've listened to this album over and over for days now, so even if I had to go through some rotten apples, the diamonds I found in the midst were the brightest gems, so for me, I only have good thoughts about this album.

CD
01. 醜得漂亮 (無線電視劇 <肥田囍事> 主題曲)- 許志安 胡杏兒 (Beautiful Unattractiveness)
02. 大愛 (Great Love)
03. 任白
04. 豬先生 (Mr. Piggy)
05. 何慧愛
06. 陳大文
07. 孫果與了因
08. 諾貝爾的名單
09. 你是我的銀河
10. 李張聯婚
11. 豬先生 (Piggy Mix)
12.大愛 (Larger Than Life String Quartet Mix)

DVD
1. 醜得漂亮 (MV)
2. 任白 (MV)
3. 大愛 (MV)
4. 豬先生 (MV)
5. 何慧愛 (MV)

If anyone knows how to translate the song titles for the ones I have missed, please email me or leave me a comment. Much appreciated.

I have also included some of his videos so you can hear the songs.

Beautiful Unattractiveness


Mr. Piggy (TVB version)



Mr. Piggy (original version)



Great Love (TVB version)


Great Love (original version)



If you have heard this album, what do you think? Let me know your thoughts!


In the Wake of the Queen

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This is purely for the collectors. Called M. A. Sillage de la Reine (In the Queen's Wake), the Château de Versailles is selling a recreation of Maria Antoinette's perfume. Quantities are limited, and it is very expensive. Two versions of the perfume are being offered.

- One prestige version, 10 numbered models, Dionysian flasks (Van den Truick, 1970), Baccarat crystal, 25cl. Sale Price: 8000 euros ($10,000 US dollars)


- One series limited to 1000 models, designed by Arketip, Portieux crystal, 25ml. Sale Price: 350 euros ($440 US dollars)


All proceeds will be used to cover the cost of a travel chest that once belonged to Marie Antoinette -- classed as a national treasure -- which was acquired by the Château last December for 350,000 euros.

The perfumer Francis Kurkdijan developed the perfume M.A. Sillage de le Reine using only the genuine historic components found during the research of Elizabeth Feydeau for her book, A Scented Palace: The Secret History of Marie-Antoinette’s Perfumer, edited by I.B. Tauris & Co. Ltd.


Writing this work, Elisabeth de Feydeau found how perfumes of that era were composed, uncovered the tastes of Marie-Antoinette and found a constant in the smells that the Queen liked: an uncommon wake. Aptly then, the perfume of Marie-Antoinette has been called “M.A. Sillage de le Reine”.


Indulging in a work of reinterpretation, Francis Kurkdijan has created a “ghost of a perfume” using only one hundred percent natural products. We discover the intensity of rose, iris, cut jasmine, tuberose and orange blossom. This fragrance is modulated by fine woody touches of cedar and sandalwood. To perfect the composition, two magnificent base notes were added: Tonkin musk and precious grey amber.


It took three years for the perfume to be created, and there are currently no plans to make more, so if you are into fragrances, this is a one-of-a-kind opportunity to own something that a queen would wear! (I bet it smells better than Midnight Fantasy.)

Sophisticated Housewife

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I had to wash my eyes out after seeing Tara's nasty-ass abs, so here's some eye candy to help us all. Eva Longoria was in London on Thursday as a guest of Mohamed Al Fayed to promote the Annual Winter Sale at famous department store Harrods. She is stunning here (must be the glow from being newly engaged to Tony Parker, who reportedly gave her a 5-carat rock!).

Eva arrived in a green horse-drawn carriage, waved, smiled, strutted her stuff, and then I'm not sure why, but also posed with a couple of pomeranians. Were they going to sell puppies at Harrod's, too?


She wore a cute snug dress by Dolce & Gabbana, ivory Jasmine di Milo coat, and black Christian Louboutins. Jasmine di Milo happens to be the daughter of Al Fayed, so I'm guessing that this happy promotional blitz was a family affair. Whatever they paid Eva, they were gonna get their bang for their buck!

Tara Reid Has an Old Lady's Face for Abs

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EWWWWWW......

That's all I can say.

EWWWWWW......

Thursday, December 28, 2006

Beyoncé's "Magic" Weight Loss

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I have yet to see Dreamgirls, but I'm very enticed due to the glamorous trailers that I keep seeing on TV. That being said, Beyoncé Knowles looks very different in the film, and the main reason is because she dropped 20 pounds to play the role.

According to the January 07 issue of InStyle:

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cé started with a Rocky-worthy workout, sprinting up 50 flights of stairs every day and doing hour-and-a-half sessions of cardio and light weights five days a week. That was the easy part. The fun continued with a two-week fast "to get the toxins out of my system, because I was eating a lot of bad food - French fries, messy snacks," she says. "Boy, was I cranky!" she says laughing. "I don't recommend quick fixes to anyone."


She's been very vocal in interviews about the methods she took to lose the 20 pounds in TWO weeks, called the Master Cleanse Diet. It's not what I'd consider safe, but the changes in her body were quite obvious, so it must work, if only for short-term. I found the recipe for the diet, and allow me to say this, I'm not recommending it, but for those curious about how Beyoncé dropped the pounds, this is the goo she drank for 14 days.

The Maple Syrup Diet, also known as the Lemon Cleansing Diet, the Lemonade Diet or the Master Cleanse which can supposedly be used for 3-10 days safely. This diet isn't new. The naturopath, Stanley Borroughs, developed it back in the 1950's. Be forewarned: a "cleansing reaction" is often noticed in the first two days. (That's diarrhea to you and me.)

Take a clean one-gallon jug and pour in the following:

  • 3 Quarts of Water
  • 1 Cup Lemon Juice
  • 1 Teaspoon Cayenne

Shake it all up and drink 8-12 glasses a day.

Warning: You will experience cravings, aches, pains, mental irritability and fatigue. These are symptoms of your body's detoxification.

If you really want to flush your system, proponents of the Master Cleanse recommend doing the following:

1. Go to your local health food store and get an herbal laxative tea that contains senna. While you're there purchase about 1 cup of non-iodized sea salt.

2. Every morning, before your lemonade, mix two teaspoons of the sea salt with a quart of water and chug. Make sure you are near a toilet and have about an hour to spare. You'll need it.

3. Every night, drink a cup of your laxative tea.

This fast should not be used for more than 10 days and you should wait at least four weeks before repeating it. Supposedly this fast dissolves toxins and is great for breaking up mucous. (That much lemon and cayenne will clear anybody's sinuses!)

Whatever you do, do not go directly back to a rich diet after your time on this fast. In fact, the best thing to do during a fast like this is to start setting your mind to healthy eating so that when you go off the fast you can start fresh on a healthy nutrition plan that will keep you body clean and strong. To ease out of the fast, do the following:

On the first day after your fast, drink unsweetened fruit juices.

On the second day, you can begin to eat fruit.

On the third day you may begin to eat light foods. Whatever you do, do not "wake up" your digestive system with high fat foods. It could be a very painful awakening.

If you try this, please leave a comment below to let me know how it worked.

Sleepy Design

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You know designers are running out of ideas when they start creating products derived from a sleeping aid icon. I'm sorry, but West Elm must REALLY be desperate if they are selling products with green butterflies on them. Up until the Lunesta ads came out, I'm sure that it was not in most Americans' vernacular that there are green butterflies. Yellow, blue, orange, maybe, but certainly not green. Evoking the Lunesta lunar moth, which was one of the most recognized icons in 2006, West Elm is selling green butterfly wall art and dipping dishes. It's even in the same subtle pale green. What's next? Green butterfly curtains and bed spread? The Lunesta folks would be VERY happy. Metal Butterfly, $19 for a single, $29 for the triple. Butterfly Dish, set of four for $24.

Jennifer Aniston Rant

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I was looking through my December 06 issue of Self, when I came upon an article about Jennifer Aniston and how yoga helped her through a trying time after her marriage ended. (I love that Self doesn't exploit itself by splashing her image all over the cover, but instead highlighted cover girl Cameron Diaz, and JA was tucked somewhere near the back of the mag.) Anyhow, it was a complimentary article but this is what gets me rattled about the way she's been approaching her post-Brad days. (He was called He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named in the article. Is that really necessary?!? Grow up already!)

Wah, my life sucks 'cause my ex has a genetically perfect baby with that ho. Wah, I'm still single 'cause Vince-who-I-never-dated-so-we-never-broke-up couldn't commit. Wah, I'm skinny and rich. Wah, my life is boring.

C
an she get over herself and do something about it? Why does she need a man to be happy? Why a baby? Why can't she do something that's not about her her her? All I ever hear about her is how she lays low w/ close friends, does yoga, film a few movies, and that's essentially her life. No wonder she can't get over Brad. She has so much wealth and free time that she doesn't have anything better to do than to hold a grudge. Travel! See the world! Take up a new hobby! Quit smoking! Maybe eat something! Then she won't be so grumpy. Does this woman lack ambition or passion or what? Does she do anything other than what I've listed above? She doesn't even experience retail therapy. She looks the same in every outfit/make-up/hair. She's stuck in her hum-drum routines. If I were Brad, I'd go for Angelina, too. Why? Look at the stats.

Angelina is talented (she's won 1 Oscar and 2 Golden Globes), beautiful, adventurous (she flies her own plane and goes on treks with Brad on her own motorcycle), nurturing (mother of 3, 2 of whom are adopted), caring (UN Goodwill Ambassador), and oh yeah, she's beautiful. Jen, what have you done? What have you TRIED to do? Does anyone care?!? Do you need a man to dignify yourself?


Look, everyone goes through shit. There are people starving out there, wars are constantly being fought, and the world is going to end in a few years 'cause of global warming. There are SO many important things we should be focused on. Having love in our lives is VERY important, I wouldn't argue with that. But she's been mourning just too long. Brad is hot, but he's also getting to be an old fart, so she should aim for a new, younger hottie, like Milo or Tom. So you lost your All-American perfect marriage. There are worse things in life. Like having no teeth. Or psoriasis.


If she's not careful, her legacy is going to end up being "the girl who was on Friends" and "the girl who got dumped by Brad." It's come to the point where when there's news about her, I KNOW it's a slow news day, 'cause she certainly hasn't done anything new that was newsworthy. I loved her when she was Rachel Green, but now I just feel sorry for her. Stop drowning yourself in your own narcissism, wake up, and MOVE ON!


More photos of Jen faking happiness for the cameras.